Quotes

Zaoul

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Doot doot, blowing up props





You fire a blast of super-heated plasma at a tall power station, burning it.

Health: 640/640 PL: high [-W-] plasma burn station

You have recovered your balance.

Health: 640/640 PL: high [BW-] 

You fire a blast of super-heated plasma at a tall power station, burning it.

Health: 640/640 PL: high [-W-] plasma burn station

You have recovered your balance.

Health: 640/640 PL: high [BW-] 

You fire a blast of super-heated plasma at a tall power station, burning it.

Health: 640/640 PL: high [-W-] 

You have recovered your balance.

Health: 640/640 PL: high [BW-] plasma burn station

You fire a blast of super-heated plasma at a tall power station, burning it.

Health: 640/640 PL: high [-W-] plasma burn station

You have recovered your balance.

Health: 640/640 PL: high [BW-] 

Massani enters from the east.

A crane-armed carrybot and an aerodynamic drone follow Eoko from the east.

Eoko follows Massani from the east.

Health: 640/640 PL: high [BW-] 

You fire a blast of super-heated plasma at a tall power station, burning it.

Massani falls lifelessly to the ground, dead.

Massani has died to misadventure.

A long bone, 2 bloody lumps of meat, a leathery wing, a polished bezoar, a scientific tracking chip,

and a length of scaled hide fall from Massani's lifeless hands.

Eoko falls lifelessly to the ground, dead.

Eoko has died to misadventure.

2 single kidneys, 2 strips of mottled leather, a length of scaled hide, 2 scientific tracking chips,

4 polished bezoars, a small gland, a tangled heap of entrails, and a dollop of black goo fall from 

Eoko's lifeless hands.

A tall power station is consumed in a firey explosion.

You collapse to the ground, dead.

An alien tissue sample, a length of scaled hide, 2 jointed spines, a bunch of feathers, a handful of

splintered bones, a handful of fur, a meaty joint, a clear envelope of biomatter, a handful of 

strange ooze, 2 dollops of black goo, and a collection of sinews fall from your lifeless hands.

Squeakums

Impeccable timing on those two. 

Jerom

-- Trump, Once-President ------------------------------------------------------

 Race: Elgan Experience Rank: #814

 Gender: Male Exploration Rank: #0

 Faction: None Captaincy Rank: #0

 Lawless: No Honors Rank: #0

 Marital Status: Unmarried

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There's no escape, no way out.

Kestrel

You acknowledge Poletia Tadios in greeting.
Poletia Tadios rolls her eyes at you. "I have a boyfriend. Sorry."

Straight girls amirite

Matlkael

(Newbie): Joei says, "An astromech is a little pricey. 500 Marks."

(Newbie): A helpful voice says, "In most cases, on your small shit, you just need one."


(Newbie): A helpful voice says, "Ship!"

Vittune

XXXX   Kio        The Witch Queen Momo           Reynolds Spaceport

Those who know what this is about, know.

Aebrua

(Song): Enn says, "This prisoner is so weak, it's laughable!"

(moments later)

Enn has been brutally slain by a female prisoner.

Andrew

(Song): Avymos says, "Announcement: To whomever chose "Rectum" as the password for the lower city terminal, you are fired. Without severance."

Sethysia

PasswordUpdate("I") -> Display($pass) -> DIC*S

The passwords for hacking, man...

And yes, it was dicks.

Skara

One of these days, the game's 'IT folks' will take security seriously and choose more intelligent passwords, like "it&#%2J./".

Then we'll all be sad.

Traveler

Or, thispasswordisreallylongbecauseiwantittobeandalsoiwillmispellawordjustforfun

Aebrua

(Song): Ekary says, "If you are going to make something with the ability to go haywire and start a

killing spree, wouldn't you choose something better? Perhaps a electromagnetic funnel cloud filled 

with mechanical sharks."

(Song): Quark says, "Sounds like we have our first volunteer to test out our new electromagnetic

funnel cloud filled with mechanical sharks!"

Xiru

If we're going to have a quotes thread we can't not include this from the very beginning of Starmourn. lol

(Newbie): Christoff says, "Hello. I am excited."

(Newbie): Pollivar says, "EVERYONE IS."

(Newbie): Nydryxia says, "Me too."

(Newbie): Kay says, "Hello."

(Newbie): Capthan says, "Hi."

(Newbie): Bairloch says, "Woo!"

(Newbie): Exos says, "Greetings all."

(Newbie): Arxus says, "Let's rock this server."

(Newbie): Zil says, "The excitement is real."

(Newbie): Renjue says, "Hii."

(Newbie): Mita says, "Off]."

(Newbie): Gyn says, "Oooooo."

(Newbie): Awruun says, "It's happening!"

(Newbie): Kamdian says, "Hi."

(Newbie): Ronin says, "Woot!"

(Newbie): Vaelan says, "Hello!"

(Newbie): Mistral says, "Hi!"

(Newbie): Odyn says, "LET'S GO BOYS."

(Newbie): Elias says, "Hi there."

(Newbie): Qitorien says, "WOO."

(Newbie): Lundin says, "Yepp indeed."

(Newbie): Tensor says, "Wow!"

(Newbie): Balthazar says, "Bruh."

(Newbie): Gyn says, "So many of yall here !!!"

(Newbie): Ucara says, "Hello!"

(Newbie): Avae says, "Sudden noise."

(Newbie): William says, "Woooooooo."

(Newbie): Merovek says, "Hello world!"

(Newbie): Kiva says, "Please no, stop."

(Newbie): Vandal says, "Ahh the spam."

(Newbie): Ashley says, "HIIII."

(Newbie): Decker says, "Yes, omg."

(Newbie): Oliant says, "Hello!"

(Newbie): Capthan says, "Did you see kestrals shoes."

(Newbie): Victoria says, "NOISE."

(Newbie): Sythiorn says, "Whyyyy."

(Newbie): Hurbacious says, "Yaya."

(Newbie): Narshuel says, "HI!"

(Newbie): Zil says, "Hahaha."

(Newbie): Jeran says, "Hey everyone!"

(Newbie): Noni says, "Hola."

(Newbie): Hikino says, "Ohhh gosh."

(Newbie): Xia says, "Woohoo!"

(Newbie): Akarvi says, "Heya."

(Newbie): Dylan says, "My life."

(Newbie): Zaoul says, "Who are you people and what are you doing in my game?"

(Newbie): Ovi says, "Hi everyone haha."

(Newbie): Odyn says, "HELP I SHOT SOMEONE."

(Newbie): Azlyn says, "Why.."

(Newbie): Solus says, "Jeez Chat just got lit."

(Newbie): Miralla says, "Oh sweet jesus."

(Newbie): Dragara says, "O!"

(Newbie): Harlem says, "Living that dream!"

(Newbie): Eletta says, "Dear GOD!!! THE NEWBIE SPAM!!"

(Newbie): Decker says, "So much spam xD."

(Newbie): Pifu says, "Heyooo."

(Newbie): Kelen says, "Hi all!"

(Newbie): Mrithun says, "Trying to quest here. Shush."

(Newbie): Qitorien says, "Laggy :P."

(Newbie): Kyra says, "Yoooo."

You can not do that at this time. Lost? Stuck? Try checking for a HINT.

(Newbie): Christoff says, "I am sorry I spoke >_>."

(Newbie): Kitty says, "Oh my god the spam."

(Newbie): Hurbacious says, "We are just exited lol."

Cassandra Min says to you, "You're an explorer...I need someone with a curious mind who's willing to go to dangerous places and do dangerous things. See, I've got a mission..."

(Newbie): Narshuel says, "CHRISTOFF!"

(Newbie): Balthazar says, "T-pose on these beginning NPCs."

(Newbie): Ovi says, "The flooood."

(Newbie): Tzur says, "The horror!"

(Newbie): Mita says, "I SHUT IT OFF AND IT STILL SPAMS ME."

(Newbie): Canoza says, "Reeeeeeeeeeeee."

(Newbie): Scarlex says, "Stop please."

(Newbie): Aurantinidin says, "..."

(Newbie): Gyn says, "Is everyone here new then?"

(Newbie): Dylan says, "Do you wanna build a spacemaaaaaan."

(Newbie): Krory says, "Hai i'm new."

Cassandra Min glances at the Elgan corpse sprawled out on the sticky cantina floor. "Let's just say I had my own reasons for not wanting Elzi Sprickle to get a win... I bet I have something better to offer than her, anyway."

(Newbie): Ashley says, "Lol Gyn."

(Newbie): Qitorien says, "Everyone is new, lol.."

(Newbie): Gyn says, "Cmon lets fly away..."

(Newbie): Zaoul says, "No, I've been here about a year or so."

(Newbie): Victoria says, "Oh no newbie off doesn't work."

(Newbie): Qitorien says, "A hundred million newbies."

(Newbie): Chronoxi says, "Hi I'm new."

(Newbie): Katherine says, "Hey all."

(Newbie): Zaoul says, "Nobody let me off the ship."

Suddenly, the flickering holographic news screen over the bar flashes with a red, scrolling warning beacon that interrupts a transmission of the local Gravball championship.

(Newbie): Tecton says, "NEWBIEOFF to silence this channel, for those interested."

(Newbie): Vandal says, "How to disable chat temporarily?"

(Newbie): Pollivar says, "That doesn't WORK tecton."

You can not do that at this time. Lost? Stuck? Try checking for a HINT.

(Newbie): Vandal says, "Thanks."

(Newbie): Dragara says, "Thanks, Tecton!"

(Newbie): Desmond says, "Thanks Tecton, you're a lifesaver."

(Newbie): Qitorien says, "We can't in the intro, lol."

Xiru

And this has been posted elsewhere but it still cracks me up every time I think about it:

Asteyr says, "The line is Jarrhn. Sinturion, Maalbyst, Renjue, Aeolus, Asteyr, Pumkin, Onreon, Edon, Nirrain, Tasp, Perfect, Naldan, Annaya, Aurora, Althedir, Ascdren, Ziazapojira, Jekkana, Soza, Jako, Kurdock. If you are not on the list, speak up. The rest of us will kill you if you if you attack the master slaver and it is not your turn. Once on the list stay in this room please or risk being removed." 

Selador

Race: Xariel Gender: Female

Affiliation: Unknown Status: Healthy

 

Description: Looking somewhat like an oversized teddy bear, this young Xariel is only three or four years of age. Several strings of wooden beads painted in bright colors are looped around her neck, but like all immature Xariel she is covered in a plush layer of protective fur, so wears no additional clothing.

Strength: You estimate that she is about as strong as you.

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Strength: You estimate that she is about as strong as you.

That's ice cold.

Kestrel

You acknowledge Siet Minke in greeting.

Siet Minke rasps out in a hoarse voice, "I am the night."

Siet Minke adjusts his cloak.

You acknowledge Siet Minke in greeting.

Siet Minke lurks expertly, peering down over the small, squalid bourough with an attitude like a paranoid hawk.

You acknowledge Siet Minke in greeting.

Siet Minke mutters in a hoarse voice, "Where would they be without me watching over them?"

Eiphy

Dreylith tries to tiptoe out of the room, hoping not to get noticed.

Dreylith stomps away to the south.

Flipilaria

Debt has been safely interred in cold storage.

Good news for those with student loans!

Maruna

(Song): Isandira says, "How do I inflict hypertension?"
(Song): Xylem says, "Get married."

Lucius

[ S | GigaOps: 198/209 | Password: P*RN ] 

UseSync(3.00)

Infect.Result("firewall_south", 9)

firewall_south.Delete()

OpsGain(4,@firewall_south)

PasswordUpdate("O") -> Display($pass) -> PORN

Call me juvenile, but I laughed.

Minion

Lucius said:

[ S | GigaOps: 198/209 | miPassword: P*RN ] 

UseSync(3.00)

Infect.Result("firewall_south", 9)

firewall_south.Delete()

OpsGain(4,@firewall_south)

PasswordUpdate("O") -> Display($pass) -> PORN

Call me juvenile, but I laughed.

Some of the passwords I have found would make Scatterhome blush.

Xiru

Speaking of hacking passwords:

(Celestine): Diombra says, "So I just had an awkward word for this hacking password... HYMEN." 

 (Celestine): Viola says, "At least you broke in, Diombra."

Zaoul

[Amumu]: Wetwiring regen begun, even though it's not going to save you from going to the grave

eventually. I so look forward to its black embrace.



Marvin

Qitorien

market order list elessium
...
4594 Elessium 1/1 The Pinnacle of Creatio 6 5
...

ship travel to the pinnacle of creation

The ship's rotational thrusters fire, swinging it toward a northern bearing.

Your set up your ship's autopilot to travel to CA-0808 (105, 59).

Estimated distance: 10753.

Orion

Here's 8+ characters, because the forums require it.

Maruna

Orion said:

Here's 8+ characters, because the forums require it.

You can just hold down spacebar. Blank spaces count as characters.

Xiru

TIL 

Maruna said:

You can just hold down spacebar. Blank spaces count as characters.

Joscelin

[nw] -> Circumnavigating a colossal pie

So that's where Song is keeping all their goodies.

Zack

Not a direct quote from the game, but I wrote a script for fun to replace any instance of 'tweak' with 'twerk'. Today I stumbled on this...

Staring into the darkness, a twerking Nath-el drug addict makes animal noises.

Flipilaria

The Ship Graveyard.                                             
Blocky and armored, a small but heavy minitank squats here. A crane-armed
carrybot rumbles along here. Sinuous and articulated, a knife-mawed burrowbot
coils here. An aerodynamic drone is hovering in midair here.
There are no obvious exits.

I oopsed @Tecton
Got myself out though!

Squeakums

You acknowledge a dirt-smudged male miner in greeting.

A dirt-smudged male miner hitches up his belt and wipes his face with a loud sniff, asking you, "You know that feeling when you need a drink after a hard day's work? I got that feeling now."

give cup to miner

You give a cheap cup filled with lapteth beer to a dirt-smudged male miner.

A dirt-smudged male miner pushes a cheap cup filled with lapteth beer back at you, saying, "Nah, I ain't got room for that stuff in my life."

Dude, really?