I love the list, but you guys are forgetting the two movies that would have been brought into space (at least I would have). I am sure they would survive the end of "earth". I know they are not sci-fi, but come on. I am sure ya'll know which two movies or tv shows I am talking about so I won't bother mentioning them. "they are technically both space movies"
(Scatterhome): Cal says, "We're called
Scatterhome after what everybody does at
the end of the night when it's time for
someone to pay the bar tab."
(Scatterhome): You say, "Which by my
calculations, it's your turn to pay."
(Scatterhome): Brantar says, "That's what
my calculations have come to."
(Scatterhome): Paavo says, "My math adds
up to that, yeah."
(Scatterhome): Cal says, "Bastards."
I admit to not knowing what Rkansas is talking about. Also, it says stills and animated porn shots, implying they're .gifs (or movie clips) and pictures, not specifically hentai.
Something is bound to have survived. It must, I don't think I could imagine a space future without them.
(Scatterhome): Cal says, "We're called
Scatterhome after what everybody does at
the end of the night when it's time for
someone to pay the bar tab."
(Scatterhome): You say, "Which by my
calculations, it's your turn to pay."
(Scatterhome): Brantar says, "That's what
my calculations have come to."
(Scatterhome): Paavo says, "My math adds
up to that, yeah."
(Scatterhome): Cal says, "Bastards."
Just to spite you, @Rkansas, they're gonna say that Galaxy Quest survived but not those two.
Actually, I like Galaxy Quest too, but not near as much as the other two lol.
(Scatterhome): Cal says, "We're called
Scatterhome after what everybody does at
the end of the night when it's time for
someone to pay the bar tab."
(Scatterhome): You say, "Which by my
calculations, it's your turn to pay."
(Scatterhome): Brantar says, "That's what
my calculations have come to."
(Scatterhome): Paavo says, "My math adds
up to that, yeah."
(Scatterhome): Cal says, "Bastards."
Something is bound to have survived. It must, I don't think I could imagine a space future without them.
Both overrated within the sci-fi genre.
*ducks*
"They are elect to whom beautiful things mean only Beauty." — Oscar Wilde
"I'll take care of it, Luke said. And because he said it instead of her, I knew he meant kill. That is what you have to do before you kill, I thought. You have to create an it, where none was before." — Margaret Atwood
A girl once stood in front of the airlock and tried to imitate what happened in the Titanic. "Hold me like they did in that movie" she said. I stood there looking at her for a moment, as she was distracted by the thought of romance. My sight gazed over to a button, then back at her, then at my seat belt, then back at her once more. Turning, she looked at me with a seductive gaze. Suddenly, I smash the button and the airlock opens, loud sirens blare throughout the ship. With a look of betrayal, she flies out into the vast unknown space.
Pressing the button, the airlock closes. Mumbling under his breath "This treplings got me flakked up, tryna jinx me like that...". As he turns his back he notices a meteor directly ahead, luckily he wasn't distracted by holding some spacedust by an airlock. He promptly steered away from its course while smoking a joint as Danger Zone plays loudly in the background.
That being said any mentionings of the Titanic would be taboo as hell on my ship. Expect to be keelhualed.
(Scatterhome): You say, "Do you like things up your ass? Is your record clean? Are you looking for a job in the near future but not right now? Smuggle drugs for Solus and get stuffed across the galaxy."
"They are elect to whom beautiful things mean only Beauty." — Oscar Wilde
"I'll take care of it, Luke said. And because he said it instead of her, I knew he meant kill. That is what you have to do before you kill, I thought. You have to create an it, where none was before." — Margaret Atwood
I admit to not knowing what Rkansas is talking about. Also, it says stills and animated porn shots, implying they're .gifs (or movie clips) and pictures, not specifically hentai.
I can’t imagine gifs were still around in 2274. I was referencing movie clips.
"They are elect to whom beautiful things mean only Beauty." — Oscar Wilde
"I'll take care of it, Luke said. And because he said it instead of her, I knew he meant kill. That is what you have to do before you kill, I thought. You have to create an it, where none was before." — Margaret Atwood
Seems odd that none of the media survived with the 'this is fiction, folks!' disclaimer that is at the end or beginning of pretty much every work of fiction ever. Suspension of disbelief is a thing, I guess.
No one speaks Earthian. Even if there was a "This is fiction" disclaimer it may as well be written in Cuniform for all our ability to read it matters. I'm just surprised there's no Disney on there. Or for irony's sake, an actual documentary on the Trans-Continental Railroad that everyone is convinced is the only surviving piece of fiction, because what race would be mad enough to have willingly created a form of transit that relied on the destruction of natural resources, wide-scale pollution, and primitive welding and riveting techniques to keep water boiling long enough to build up the pressures required to move that much mass, and still manage to make it off their home planet before they destroyed themselves?
Come one, come all W'hoorn, to the Cultural Exchange where we can talk about being catbird klingons!
Seems odd that none of the media survived with the 'this is fiction, folks!' disclaimer that is at the end or beginning of pretty much every work of fiction ever. Suspension of disbelief is a thing, I guess.
The bigger suspension of disbelief is that the only movies people in 2274 had with them were movies made at least 170+ years ago.
Disney movies were not really what the inmates on Callisto were into.
Not surprising, but still feels like a warden would keep a copy of something like it around to use on movie night when he wanted to be a jerk. Something like Parent Trap or one of the recent B-tier live action remakes.
Come one, come all W'hoorn, to the Cultural Exchange where we can talk about being catbird klingons!
Callisto was a penal colony on a shithole on a place remote from any civilization or oversight. If the warden wanted to be a jerk, he could just throw one of them out of the airlock, although that would mean one less person to do the work of the colony, and a slight bit less money the warden could skim. Think the worst prison on Earth, but worse due to an even harsher environment. There was no movie night. The media that came with them was on the person of one or two of the prisoners in the form of contraband when they were captured.
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I'm now second guessing my ship name of 'Roebuck' though. Oops?
Earth's great legacy is hentai. That's all we have to show for ourselves, folks.
(Scatterhome): You say, "Which by my calculations, it's your turn to pay."
(Scatterhome): Brantar says, "That's what my calculations have come to."
(Scatterhome): Paavo says, "My math adds up to that, yeah."
(Scatterhome): Cal says, "Bastards."
Something is bound to have survived. It must, I don't think I could imagine a space future without them.
(Scatterhome): You say, "Which by my calculations, it's your turn to pay."
(Scatterhome): Brantar says, "That's what my calculations have come to."
(Scatterhome): Paavo says, "My math adds up to that, yeah."
(Scatterhome): Cal says, "Bastards."
(Scatterhome): You say, "Which by my calculations, it's your turn to pay."
(Scatterhome): Brantar says, "That's what my calculations have come to."
(Scatterhome): Paavo says, "My math adds up to that, yeah."
(Scatterhome): Cal says, "Bastards."
*ducks*
"They are elect to whom beautiful things mean only Beauty."
— Oscar Wilde
"I'll take care of it, Luke said. And because he said it instead of her, I knew he meant kill. That is what you have to do before you kill, I thought. You have to create an it, where none was before."
— Margaret Atwood
Pressing the button, the airlock closes. Mumbling under his breath "This treplings got me flakked up, tryna jinx me like that...". As he turns his back he notices a meteor directly ahead, luckily he wasn't distracted by holding some spacedust by an airlock. He promptly steered away from its course while smoking a joint as Danger Zone plays loudly in the background.
That being said any mentionings of the Titanic would be taboo as hell on my ship. Expect to be keelhualed.
NEEEAAR FAAAAAR WHEREEEEVER YOU AREE
"They are elect to whom beautiful things mean only Beauty."
— Oscar Wilde
"I'll take care of it, Luke said. And because he said it instead of her, I knew he meant kill. That is what you have to do before you kill, I thought. You have to create an it, where none was before."
— Margaret Atwood
Can we get Chappelle's Show?
I'm Rick James, bitch!
"They are elect to whom beautiful things mean only Beauty."
— Oscar Wilde
"I'll take care of it, Luke said. And because he said it instead of her, I knew he meant kill. That is what you have to do before you kill, I thought. You have to create an it, where none was before."
— Margaret Atwood