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Intergalactic Space-Jokes, Idioms, Insults and Colloquialisms

KestrelKestrel Member Posts: 356 ✭✭✭✭
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This is a thread for lore-friendly jokes and expressions you might hear thrown around in-character in Starmourn.

I'll start:

  1. What did the bartender serve the Scoundrel who couldn't pay?
    Jin & Tonic.
  2. How do you spot a Shen at a barbecue?
    They taste a little gamey.
  3. How do Decheeran show respect?
    Through their boughs.
  4. I've never really liked Nath-el. They just kind of bug me.
  5. What do you call a flighty woman?
    W'hore.
  6. How was the copper wire invented?
    Two Celestines fought over a penny.

"They are elect to whom beautiful things mean only Beauty."
— Oscar Wilde

"I'll take care of it, Luke said. And because he said it instead of her, I knew he meant kill. That is what you have to do before you kill, I thought. You have to create an it, where none was before."
— Margaret Atwood

Comments

  • QueanQuean Member Posts: 87 ✭✭✭
    Where I'm from, we colloquially refer to the Ry'nari as "those wretched, newt-spawn hiccups of evolution".


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  • MalashMalash Member Posts: 259 ✭✭✭
    Where I'm from, we colloquially refer to the W'hoorn as "pet food".
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